My butt is big
and round like the letter c
and ten thousand lunges
have made it rounder
but not smaller
and that’s just fine.
It’s a space heater
for my side of the bed
it’s my ambassador
to those who walk behind me
it’s a border collie
that herds skinny women
away from the best deals
at clothing sales.
My butt is big
and that’s just fine
and those who might scorn it
are invited to kiss it.
Following the trend (see the Dove campaign) of marketing to "regular" sized and shaped women, Nike has launched a new series of ads that feature and emphasize butts, thighs and tomboy knees.
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I’m loving this “real woman” ad campaign fad. I’m a HUGE fan of the Dove campaign, and I actually wrote a letter to the company, letting them know just that. I saw a similar Nike ad in a magazine…VUNDERFUL.
umm, her butt looks fine (i.e. great) from this p.o.v…same goes with the rest of her bod…and will nike come out with something for those uncles with grossly protuberant bellies?
hehehe…hilarious ! the poem !