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Since we were away for a few months during the Love Guru brouhaha here are some high-resolution images of Jessica Alba in faux Indian gear. Let the fapping commence.

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WaPo writer Ramesh Ponnuru (and Time’s Mark Halpern ) misquotes Obama about his statements on whether immigrants need to learn English.

…Obama was asked a serious question, and he gave a flippant answer–one that suggests that he has not given much thought to the importance of assimilating immigrants.

In fact, Obama said: “I agree that immigrants should learn English. … But instead of worrying about whether immigrants can learn English — they’ll learn English — you need to make sure your child can speak Spanish. You should be thinking about how can your child become bilingual. We should have every child speaking more than one language.”

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It took something like this to bring us back from our summer vacation!

Build your own!

UPDATE:

And when you’re done making it, eat some rice!

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The dog days of summer are almost upon us and we at turbanhead.com are taking a well deserved break.

While we are away, go here and think of us.

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What’s this? The Japanese weren’t bombed by the US at Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Hitler or rather his son HitlAR did it? What’s the proof you ask?

Watch and learn a history lesson informing the world that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed NOT by the Americans but by Hitlar! Now the world knows the truth courtesy of Lollywood.

The Story of Hitlar.

The disco theme from Hitlar.

Punjabi Hitlar, the Son of Hitler in his den.

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